The night of the skydiving Hampsters

Note : Care must be taken in this performance so as not to offend the Skydiving Hampster community ... Remember Hackney Empire everyone !!

Duration : 35 mins ...

Props : 1000 ( stuffed ) Toy Hampsters complete with mini parachutes , one tent ...

Music : A score especially written featuring a dark and moody soundscape with the occasional squeeks of evil Hampster types .... By Kevin ....

Characters : The Hampsters , The Hampster collectors ( dressed in green felt and carrying hampster collection nets ) , Bob and Gene ( the campers )..

Basic scenario : Bob and gene try and erect their tent as the Hampsters fall from the sky on parachutes , meanwhile the Hampster collectors run around the stage trying to collect the Hampsters and ( upon successful collection ) , return stage left or right , pass hampster to stage hands who throw Hampsters up to the rafters where they are caught by the Hampster preperation teams and dropped once more ...

Dialogue : No dialogue as such , but the stagehand's ( deep male and opposing female voices ) will continally repeat the word's : " Truth ", " conspiracy " , " applesauce " and " My Big Lentil's " in a random order ..

The piece will eventually draw it's own conclusion's .

Overall message : " no matter how hard we try , the onslaught of greed and corruption will never end !! "

After the performance : The players stand and take a bow to rapturous applause ..